i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
“Your style does not define your skill.”
See that one down there? That’s my usual at 6:00 am.
Reblog for truth.
Legit.
someone finally says this yes
Thank you.
if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
He’s not thinking about Thor’s happiness though. Thor’s hitting the bridge to break it to destroy the Bi-Frost so that Jotunheim won’t be destroyed in the process. Loki wants them to destroy all the Frost Giants, he’s not thinking about Thor’s happiness in the least, he’s using Thor’s love for Jane against him, trying to tell him ‘hey, you do this, you lose her forever. what’s more important? frost giants or your human love?’
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Aw, Loki.
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
I WALKED ACROSS THE STREET TO GET SOME PAPER AND I COME BACK TO A HUGE PICTURE OF NICHOLAS CAGE’S FUCKING FACE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS SCHOOL ANYMORE
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
